ALONGSIDE Antiques Roadshow, there are two other word combinations that are guaranteed to induce the advanced stages of narcolepsy – ‘England Friendly’.
A currency that has become completely debased, the FA desperate to fill Wembley to pay off the debts. So many substitutes it’s impossible to keep track of who is playing.
You don’t need more than 100 words to describe the utter futility. So, eat my socks! Ghana, with their will to win and backed by 20,000 impassioned fans, created a fantastic atmosphere.
Baines should be starting every England game, he is without doubt the best full-back in the country. Now that Jagielka has signed a long term contract I’m not willing him to have a mare in the England games – in case he gets poached by another club.
Who knows I might start watching England now. Terry, Lampard, Cole, Gerrard, Carroll, Rooney... Hmmm, on second thoughts...